*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
“sir we don’t serve that”
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
reasons sex is like smash bros:
- need to master tech skill and fundamentals before trying anything fancier
- every matchup has a few moves that are more effective than others
- if you’re above the other person you’re either getting comboed or comboing them
- randomly throwing out moves is usually a bad idea but when it works it’s extremely memorable
- edge-canceling
- if you fall off the bottom of the world you die
- luigi is there
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
“sir we don’t serve that”
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
ruinedchildhood
